Things I Never Thought I Would Do Again

I did them tonight …….

I wore sexy knickers and they felt good, “not that they were seen” maybe a bit farther down the line.

I put a bit of slap on “which I am taking off again as we speak”

I enjoyed the company of some-one I would like to get to know more, we communicated and it felt good

I drank a pint of real ale.

I had my 4th first kiss.

I feel happy.

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Cynical Or Right?

As a people watcher, by choice, not profession, “unless you would like to pay me, for doing what I enjoy most” anything under-hand will be taken on for the right price lol, I have come to the conclusion that the whole of humanity falls into 3 groups.

The Sneaky, The Hopeless and The Do-ers.

The Sneaky are the ones who will go after what they want and will usually get it, they don the cloak and become the Chameleon.
The Hopeless get what they want because they resemble a puppy, they follow and are kept on, because puppies are irresistible and are thrown scraps now and again, usually under the table.
The Do-ers well they are a force to be reckoned with, they will do anyone to get what they want.

Now what brought this up was my brother last night, he says I am a cynic and I argued the fact, I just know people!

I basically have a heart of gold, but I have been “all of the above” to get where I am now in my life.

Feedback would be great. What do you think?

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Pain? What Pain, “Hey Man Lets Party”

I just love these things is it any wonder the world is in a state lmao!

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Rest In Peace Common Sense.

Posted on Facebook by my niece x

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as, knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm,  life isn’t always fair and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don’t spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 step brothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, I’m A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone x

I was lucky, He filled me up when I had my children, I miss his passing, do you?

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